Saturday, April 25, 2009
IPL ..
Just watched the Mumbai Indians vs. Deccan Chargers. MI lost :( . Sach says that he hopes next time they will win. Bhai .. haath ki match haar gaye ho .. shaa .. hurts more cause i had bet on MI winning :(( :(( ... Never mind .. i hope CSK wins against KKR .. Raina is my trump player .. :p .. lets see ..
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
The great Indian Team
IPL has started and evenings are no more boring. With IPL comes the joy of making up your own "fantasy" team and see it winning ( mostly losing :( .. but still ..) amongst other teams in the league. But then elections are coming up too. As always i will cast my vote to that precious candidate whom i think is the most deserving one. But, if my past records of voting are to be noted, the person i have voted for never won. Infact, i once voted for a ruling party candidate and even he lost !! . Hmm .. opposition parties that want to win should contact me ;)
Anyways, with so much of prachaar and all going around, i gave a serious thought as to who should win. I realized that which party wins is not important as to who is nominated to the minitries is more important. So, i thought what the government would look like if some "dignitaries" come up to the different ministries of india. So here we go ..
1. Education Minister: Arjun Singh
If i have a son, he will face serious problems in getting admissions in institutes all because of this great !! (Or i wander around and figure out a way to get reservation certificate :p) . After all its the competetive environment which brings out the best u see :p
2. Foreign minister : Lalu Prasad Yadav.
Lets teach the world how english is spoken ;)
3. Sports Minister : Toss up between Jayalalita and KPS Gill
The first would Lead by example as in how atheletic one should be. and the later can make cricket suffer so badly that the lost sheen in other sports would be recognized.
4. IT Infrastructure : Mulayam
No computers, No english , No problem
5. Law And order Minister : Toss up between Varun gandhi and Raj Thackeray. I think half term for each :p
6. Animal welfare minister: Rabri devi
She would feel homely with animals around
7. Health minister : manmohan singh
Flexing muscles, he can promote better
8. Finance : Harshad mehta !!
Though he is no more, he would be the most apt person for the post. Did such a big scam but went almost unrecognized. Great brains
9. External Affairs:
Salman Rushdie, very good at "affairs"
10. Textile Minister: Ram Dev Baba
Less Clothes = Less money spent = rich individual = rich country = Everybody happy !! ..
(Hmm ... bollywood actresses should be considered for this post ;) )
11. Ministry of Sound: Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
Pause ...... Pause .... Enough said :p
12. Food Minister: Adnan Sami
14. Prime Minister - with ministers like these, a PM is not needed .. However applications are accepted for the post
Anyways, with so much of prachaar and all going around, i gave a serious thought as to who should win. I realized that which party wins is not important as to who is nominated to the minitries is more important. So, i thought what the government would look like if some "dignitaries" come up to the different ministries of india. So here we go ..
1. Education Minister: Arjun Singh
If i have a son, he will face serious problems in getting admissions in institutes all because of this great !! (Or i wander around and figure out a way to get reservation certificate :p) . After all its the competetive environment which brings out the best u see :p
2. Foreign minister : Lalu Prasad Yadav.
Lets teach the world how english is spoken ;)
3. Sports Minister : Toss up between Jayalalita and KPS Gill
The first would Lead by example as in how atheletic one should be. and the later can make cricket suffer so badly that the lost sheen in other sports would be recognized.
4. IT Infrastructure : Mulayam
No computers, No english , No problem
5. Law And order Minister : Toss up between Varun gandhi and Raj Thackeray. I think half term for each :p
6. Animal welfare minister: Rabri devi
She would feel homely with animals around
7. Health minister : manmohan singh
Flexing muscles, he can promote better
8. Finance : Harshad mehta !!
Though he is no more, he would be the most apt person for the post. Did such a big scam but went almost unrecognized. Great brains
9. External Affairs:
Salman Rushdie, very good at "affairs"
10. Textile Minister: Ram Dev Baba
Less Clothes = Less money spent = rich individual = rich country = Everybody happy !! ..
(Hmm ... bollywood actresses should be considered for this post ;) )
11. Ministry of Sound: Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
Pause ...... Pause .... Enough said :p
12. Food Minister: Adnan Sami
Do i need to explain ?
13. Communications Minister: Mayawati
Behenji is Mis(s) Communication leader !!
14. Prime Minister - with ministers like these, a PM is not needed .. However applications are accepted for the post
Monday, April 06, 2009
Look Ma ...my Lookalikes !!
Ever thought of ending up lookalike of some famous personality
The fun part is that every time you place a different photo of yours your lookalikes also change :p .... Hmmm ..
MY target => Keep trying with the photos till the day Tom Cruise is one of my lookalikes :-D ( End of the world =)) ..)
The fun part is that every time you place a different photo of yours your lookalikes also change :p .... Hmmm ..
MY target => Keep trying with the photos till the day Tom Cruise is one of my lookalikes :-D ( End of the world =)) ..)
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