joke time

PJ of the day:

Saap ne mujhe Duss diya.
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Maine usko 5-5 ka chutta diya :)


Tch Tch !!!

#1 -> #28

In a bid to blog more regularly i have always tried to think out of the box and try things to increase my regularity ..but nothing has helped me to press that publish post button more often. So herez one trick i was suggested and would like to implement it. Every title should go with the blog number. Increase in the number might help to encourage me to write on more stuffs regularly and over time i can stop including that # numbers. Right so here we go. But wait... i can't blog just statments like this. So here one joke:

Two bats are going for their midnight feed.

After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.

The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"

The second bat replies, "Follow me. I'll show you."

After awhile the second bat leads him to a tree with blood spots on it. e says, "You see that tree branch over there?"

The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"

Other bat says, "I didn't."

And the next question is ...

By now, we all know abt the marriage proposal of Rakhi Sawant. The glamorous doll has found this innovative and rather bizarre way of publicly searching for wannabe-brides who would get the umpteen punishment of marrying her. Well ..i saw an advertisement where she is asking us to send across questions to her which she would ask to the chosen candidates to find her numero uno lover, someone who loves her and not her money / fame / looks /blah /blah /blah . (U know what those blahs are ;) ).

Right, so being this good (looking),helpful, kind hearted, family valued (?),well cultured citizen of india ( NO !! .. am not one of the candidates of the show .. just using the opportunity to blow my own trumpets :p ) i decided i should help rakhi and came up with few questions from here and there which Rakhi should ask on her shows. So lets start the show !! ( AB in KBC style ..)


1. Can you dance ?
This is pre-requiste. Atleasst he should match the steps with rakhi on the dance floor. Else it would be so boring. Also then Rakhi can make her hubby dearest dance to her tunes ( Ungliyon pe nacchana types ;) ).


2. Can i hit you?
We all know what Rakhi did to Abhishek . Those 1 and half kg muscles do make a sound when hit hard .Hence the guy should be ready for such "physical" closeness :p ... preferably have a health insurance ..

3. Can u cook for me if i come home late?
Late night parties and the hang overs of it would not allow Rakhi to cook food u see. Also ghar ka khana is the best khana. Doesn't matter who makes them, but has to be home cooked, hence the better half has to pitch in ..


4. Can u take controversiries with pinch of salt ?
Rakhi and controverseries are synonyms. He should be ready to accept every such news and not make a big cry out of it. Atleast he should support Rakhi all long (no matter whether shez right or wrong)


5. Are u ready to go under the knife ?
Rakhi is supposedly fond of plastic surgeries. Might ask her would be to alter some parts she is disinterested in..

And last but not the least:

6. Will you allow me to wear skimpy dresses after marriage ?
Marriage with a guy might break someone's heart but not "performing" would be so bad ..


Jokes apart .. i seriously think that at some level this is surprisingly very interesting... also another thought says that this is just a attention - seeking gimmick performed to increase the TRP ratings.. No matter what, but with Rakhi hosting the show, one would definately be looking forward to see who does most of the talking this time. The host or the guests?

Your guess is as good as mine .. :-P