The light bulb problem..

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb ??
































None , ... its a hardware problem !!

Change in time ..

When i was a kid, an elderly person had asked me few questions. Namely :

Q: If a japanese guy opens a school in maharashtram what wuld he name it ?

A : Ya shikha

(For those not understanding marathi,it means "come and learn" ).


Q: If a chinese guy opens a tea shop in maharashtra, what wuld he name it ?

A : Phun kun pi

( Again,in marathi, it means "blow air before you drink" the hot tea)


Right , so those PJs felt a great deal at that time and i enjoyed telling it to everyone i could get hold of. Even my alien friends !!! .

Today i met a person, who had named her baby girl "Yashika" !! .. My first reaction was laughter .. How times change ? . People first named there kids with meaningful names. These days kids names need to be unique, meaning has got less or no importance at all. May be there will be time when absurd things like chemical formulaes would be used to name kids.

Hmmm ... what should i name my kids ?? Just Incase ? Dan Druff? he he ..

I wish .

My life looks in complete turmoil these days. Nothing is going right :( since the past few days. It is making me think all over again as to what have i done till date . The more i think, the more it makes me realize that am doing things the wrong way. Sounds depressing ?? .. yeah !! .

But then,the people who know me would agree that this is just another mood swing and the phase would be over pretty quickly before i jump to some another useless thought to ponder over for days !! . Right, so in the mean time i have thought of job alternatives that i wish i was in now and believe that i could pull off, with the kind of qualification i posses to support my daily bread and butter.

- Not exactly an astrologist, but somehow i would predict people's future :-D.

My first prediction - The ongoing champions trophy will be won by Australia !!.
Also it will be a Australia vs Pakistan finals ;)


- I will become a farmer . ( Too much of farmville on facebook has influenced this decision)


- I will open a books library in my area.
Typical business minded observation that there is no books library in 8 km area of where i stay. So what if i live at the end of my city, surrounded by hills and animal grazing all around. Infact owing to my prime location of livinig , I might apply for living life as a nomad and get the certificate too. Life is bliss !!!


Ok, the mood swing is getting worse. Now am depressed again :(. Why am not doing these things !! . .Why god why ?? .. Ahh ... please grant me my wishes ... But then, if wishes were granted as shats , i would be one happy bloke ..