Why men should not be agony aunts

A very good example exemplifying the fact that men should not try hands at being agony aunts.

Dear Dave, I left home for work yesterday and after only driving a mile down the road, my car stalled and then would not start, I had to walk all the way back home only to find my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter, they announced that they had been having an affair, it had been going on 2 years and that they were deeply in love. I am completely heart broken, can you help me ? I am desperate,

yours sincerely
 Tracy


And the reply ---> 
 

Dear Tracy, the most common case for vehicle breakdown in the first few miles is dirt in the fuel lines, if this is not the cause it usually the alternator, hope this helps,

Dave.

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That Rahul !!

First things first. I am no follower or fan of Rahul Gandhi . Despite the fact that he shares the same first name as mine, i have never really taken interest in knowing more about this "Rahul". However, i recently came across this site. I can't marvell at the fact that it does give a complete list of all the things Rahul Gandhi has genuinely done for India, that am aware of !! . Whatz more interesting, is  that it is updated frequently enough to capture all the work on day to-day basis .... worth a watch for all Rahul Gandhi bashers !!!! 

No title !!

Every now and then i get into this weird mood where suddenly the most phaltu joke gives immense pleasure. So have decided to blog few "worst jokes ever" till i remain in this mood :p. So here is one of such jokes. Its a old one, but still funny.



Woman is like fruit...
Every fruit has its own taste, sweetness and colour...

The problem with men is,
They love fruit salad. ;)

Noida Moments

Yet another visit courtesy Samsung. This was an aberrant one though. Absolutely out of blue. But still ...

So morning 5:50 am  .. I ( of all the lazy people  in the world ) actually got ready in nick of time to be couriered  to the Airport. My parents were so proud of me to see me get up and get ready so early in the morning ;) . I myself can't trace the last time i did this :-D. However, more fun was awaiting. The radio cab wala simply didn't return to my calls and no one was in sight for my pick up:(. TENSION Tension Tension. After wasting some time at society's gate  ( well, not exactly wasting, i got to know the name of the watchman of our society ) i decided that enough of waiting business. I picked up my BMW ( :-D ) and hurried to the airport. I applied all my mathematis calculation skills to frantically calculate my intended average speed so as to reach airport on time !! .. Precise calculation coupled with schumacher style driving made me land at airport just in time ( Phew !! )

AirIndia doesn't show many changes since the last time i travel-led ( around 5 yrs back i guess ) with it. Celotaped edges, aircraft engine making noise such that even deaf people can hear it humming, aunties asking with a smile " would you like tea or coffee ?" .. everything is still the same :p ..

Cut to Noida:
   The first thing i felt on landing in Noida was the extreme heat. I should suggest my company to use Noida for the temparature controlled testing. 37 degree at 10 am is a total No No !! ..Even AC vehicle was falling short to give any respite. .. Bad Bad weather .. Note to self: Never ever do a domestic travel without a weather check. Be atleast mentally prepared.

Food:
   What is it with samsung office food and me ? Be it Korea or here, Samsung office food totally sucks. I was told that food is better than the one served during my short visit. I think i should let samsung know that am now on dieting and i don't eat much :P, so they should continue serving good food we me around :p.

This was a very short trip (thank god ), where i had to come back the same day. The initial 4 hours were spent so lazily that i could have defeated a snail in a race. But the last 1 hour compensated for the whole day !! .. Samsung employees finally got a glimse of speed of light by the way i was moving around to get things done !! . ..

Is that a airplane in the office ? ... or a bird in the office ? .. No No its Rahul !! , who just walked by to another workspace :-D ( the thoughts of employees around :p )

Anyways, the cherry on the cake for this trip ( and also my fav dialogue after a long time ) is the statement made by the taxi driver once we entered Noida from Delhi : Uttar Pradesh ke log utle hote hai - frustrated driver on watching a bus parked in the centre of the road which led to traffic :P


Reached home in one piece. An eventful day comes to end :)

Timepass

Had again forgotten that this part of my life exists. So another umpteenth time attempt to revive this section.

Beat this conversion !! Does the below sentence ring any bells ?

"soft flower hiding alone alcohol raised up came !! "

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chikni chameli chupke akeli pavva chaddha ke aayi !!



* bangs head * !!!