Why men should not be agony aunts

A very good example exemplifying the fact that men should not try hands at being agony aunts.

Dear Dave, I left home for work yesterday and after only driving a mile down the road, my car stalled and then would not start, I had to walk all the way back home only to find my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter, they announced that they had been having an affair, it had been going on 2 years and that they were deeply in love. I am completely heart broken, can you help me ? I am desperate,

yours sincerely
 Tracy


And the reply ---> 
 

Dear Tracy, the most common case for vehicle breakdown in the first few miles is dirt in the fuel lines, if this is not the cause it usually the alternator, hope this helps,

Dave.

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That Rahul !!

First things first. I am no follower or fan of Rahul Gandhi . Despite the fact that he shares the same first name as mine, i have never really taken interest in knowing more about this "Rahul". However, i recently came across this site. I can't marvell at the fact that it does give a complete list of all the things Rahul Gandhi has genuinely done for India, that am aware of !! . Whatz more interesting, is  that it is updated frequently enough to capture all the work on day to-day basis .... worth a watch for all Rahul Gandhi bashers !!!! 

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Every now and then i get into this weird mood where suddenly the most phaltu joke gives immense pleasure. So have decided to blog few "worst jokes ever" till i remain in this mood :p. So here is one of such jokes. Its a old one, but still funny.



Woman is like fruit...
Every fruit has its own taste, sweetness and colour...

The problem with men is,
They love fruit salad. ;)