Sunday, August 07, 2011

Mega reviews

I watched a couple of few movies lately and so a review toh banta hai yaar !! .. toh here it goes

I am Kalam :
Such a nice move this was. Initially i thought that this would be some children movie, but this turned out to be movie that has emotions and drama to touch heart of anyone and everyone.
The story revolves around a rajasthani boy named chottu (performed by Harsh Mayar ) who is inspired by the life of India's former president APJ Abdul Kalam , and has an undying urge to read and learn new things.

Chhotu is an intelligent boy from a poor family in Rajasthan. Born into poverty, his mother makes him work at a roadside dhaba owned by Bhati ( Gulshan Grower ). Chottu is quick to learn the tricks and languages as the dhaba is visited by many tourists. One day Chhotu watches President Dr. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam on television and it inspires him so much that he changes his name to Kalam.

The boy brings smile to your face every time he comes on the screen. The movie showcases the problem of lack of education in rural india pretty well. It makes a point in a very good way. 5 stars for this movie !!

Zindagi Mille Na Doobara: Another good movie. Starcast itself ( read Katrina ) was enough reason to watch this one. Comparison with DCH was obvious. Story is about 3 friends who go out on a trip to relive their lives and end up facing one or other "fears" in their life. The movie is nicely connected with events in their life. Farhan's character has some good funny lines. Abhay Deol proves once again why he is such an underrated actor. He is one actor with awesome talent. Hrithik is also good. Kaifu "looks" good :-D .. guess she does justice to her role. Oh, and spain is now right up in the to -visit countries list :)


Silence of Lambs :
This was on my to watch for a long time. Finally watched it. Superb !! ..


I hate luv Storys:
Why did i watch this movie ??. Sonam, please teach her to act !!. Just looking good ain't gonna work. We already have Kaifu for that and she is done just good. I guess, this was the only reason why i started watching this movie. Note to self .. Do not judge a movie from a single song ;)

Singham :
Paisa vasool movie. Keep your head out and watch this movie. nahi tar tumchi pan sataknar ;).
Good cop thrown in land of goons where rule are made and broken to suit the goon. Cop goes berserk and decides to teach the goon a taste of its own medicine. Mediocre story, but still, movie has the entertainment tag attached with it. Marathi dialogues by Ajay are so funny. And the gravity defying action stunts are must watch. The villian too has some catchy dialogues. Dabanng had bound to have some imitation and guess Singham just started the series.


Phew !! .. I guess i should watch some hollywood movies now :-D

Saturday, August 06, 2011

So google rolls out a new preview pane feature. This was one feature missing since a long time. The view now makes it quite similar to what we can get using outlook / evolution . Though it messes up the existing labels / folder listing / chat windows on the left side currently. I think, big monitor screens would be better equipped for using this setting . One more good feature !!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Chillar change ...

My mom has just become aware of the the fact that coming next month, the circulation of 25 paise coins would be stopped.


The only good part in this news for me is that my monthly pocket money would now see a hefty 100% rise and i will now get a handsome amount --- 50 Paise !! Yayyy :)

Kudos to the government !! .. Its party time ..

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Error message

This is another old one ... but i kind of recalled it the other day when i was using windows machine .




There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said,

"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger !! "
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He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Korea Part2

If you are a proper veggie and are in korea then you are in for some royal treatment. Based on my experience of 4 months 15 days i can vaguely let you know what you should expect here.

If you fall into the category of eating food which has "no meat, no fish, no egg" category ( like i am ) then surely its difficult for you here. But you can still find the below things that can be tweaked to bring that indian taste ;)

- Lassi : You get in various flavours: common one being plain , strawberry, mango, banana. Stick to plain !! , you will never regret.

- Samosa: This varies from place to place. Though, i haven't eaten like the ones you get in india though, but the ones here are usually eatable.

- Soup: Be prepared to add salt / pepper or else you feel like you are just drinking tap water with vegetables thrown in.

- Noodles: Go to some chinese restaurant and try explaining that you want simple vegetarian stuff. You will get one.

- Pizza : Go to pizza hut, point to the size of pizza you want to eat, point to all vegetable photos placed on display and you are done !!.

- Rice: You do get plain rice here, but its sticky as koreans eat rice with chopsticks. If you are not comfortable with this kind, there is a way to get biryani type rice. Read the menu and pick up the fried rice you want. Say, it has "shrimp fried rice" , Just order "shrimp fried rice without shrimp and egg !!" ( don't forget the egg part ) and you get your good old fried rice.

- Indian hotels. I was lucky enough to be "posted" in places which had atleast one indian hotel. Though food can become monotonic after some days in such places, but you don't have to sleep on an empty stomach.

- Ice creams. One of the things that i like in korea. Baskin robbins itself has 31 different flavours. Though strawberry has monopoly in the flavours available, the thing worth is the combination flavour. I kind of like it.

- Fruits . This is the best part. You get fresh fruits in all hotels ( Watermelon / pineapple and lichee being the normal ones). Visit homeplus and you get all grocery you can ever think of.

- You do get maggie too in korea in some other brand name, but i always doubted how "vegetarian" it is. If anyone tries it, please let me know :p


Right then, this is few of the things i could think of. More so, if i happen to visit korea again, i would use this list whenever i feel hungry :p

Monday, June 06, 2011

5+ years in this field, and i still have an ocean to explore !! .. Having a great experience here courtesy my current company. Apart from food and good "people" , there is actually a lot to learn this time around ( or may be am genuinely interested this time ;).

All i want now is to have one fundoo solution for a super duper critical issue .. Will be great fun ..

Sunday, June 05, 2011

Korea - Part1

This time, am travelling to Korea for some days again. I hope i don't have to stay here for long time though ;). Anyways, so just an attempt for the travelogue of this journey.

Time 5:00 pm, 4th June
This was the supposedly start, scheduled, pick up time for members for the trip, M , R and me !!. At 5:15 pm i received a call from R that M's trip was supposed to be a day before. Same flight same time, but a day earlier. PANIC , Panic , panic !! . Last moment hassles and the tickets are booked for the flight. Finally journey starts at 6:30 pm.

Time around 8 pm
We stopped at a roadside for a break. Initial discussion led to conclusion that we will just have some food packed and continue travelling to save time. However, the hungry careless people we were, we not only ate food at our leisure time, i also ordered more food, just in case we don't get good food later on

Time around 11:30 pm, mumbai Airport.
Mumbai's traffic can be sometimes such a pain in the wrong place !! . After lots of cursing and hitting people's vehicles to make way for ours, we managed to reach airport, a full 1:30 hrs behind my expectation. The automated check-in system's crew was on overtime laugh mode and he kept laughing at all questions / answers he asked / told me. Sometimes people can be so weird. Then came the declaration part at the customs. M got his electronic equipments declared first. After 15 minutes of scrutiny of all his details, his letter was duly stamped. Enter me.

Q: where are you going ?
Me: Korea

Q: So you two guys from same company
Me: Yes

Q: Ok ..go
Me: Yipee !!

Took less than a minute!!!

Lesson learnt: Piggybacking is so good :P


Time around 10 am, HongKong:
Hong Kong's airport is pretty huge with over 60 flight hangers. The 4 hours transit time was happily used by some of us ( read R) to sleep , by some ( read M ) to try and check mails, and some ( read me ) to look at all people ( gori chamdi :P ) like a baby (:P) . After the usual photo session in what-not poses, i set around to see if there was a good restaurant around.And my search operation gave good yeilds when i did find a good place where i had rice aLinknd curry . Tasted good :P ..

Next plane to Incheon
Had booked window seat so that i can doze off. However, Korean girl named Kim, who could speak english sitting right next to me :p .. 3 and half hours of bliss ;) . A segment of my love for korea got a turbo boost in this 3 hrs ;) .

Incheon Airport , 7 pm KST
We had planned to take a limousine bus from airport to the hotel. But a sudden change of heart for all three and we decided to taxi along. 45 minutes and we are in the hotel lobby. Being a foodie, one of the best part of booking in such big hotels is that you get good indian food , 24 hrs :-D , which is such a rare case in korea otherwise.


To continue ..

Monday, May 23, 2011

Feels good to see your name in linux :-D ....

Feels bad that why can't i get time to contribute more :(

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Reviving !!

Its over a year and half since i visited this section. This is like my n-th attempt to bring this part back to life. Hope i do so this time around ..

Saturday, February 13, 2010

The US diaries

Never in my wildest dreams i had thought that i would pen down something over here from Uncle Sam's land !!. Yes ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, i am currently traveling in US .So all of you who have missed out on sending the list of things, they want from Amreeka, here is your chance. go ahead and mail me !! ( Note -> Bringing the stuff you mentioned is purely at my discretion ;) )

Right, so what am i gonna write down here ?. As a first timer here in US, this will be purely a comparison of things here and back in India. So here we go ...

First and foremost, a well known fact. There are 4 C's you need to have ,without which life in US is quite difficult. Computer , Credit card, Cellphone and a Car. These things are considered to not only help you in emergencies, but sometimes not having one of these may put you in a very uncomfortable situation.

I happen to travel here on roads which are boarder and smoother than any roads i know of ( even certain comfortable sections of Pune - Mumbai expressway can't compete here). Also people here follow rules loyally. May be the fact that you cannot bargain, once a ticket is filed on you or because of strict rules to the extent of revoking your license for road offense. Back in my place, a paper with Gandhiji's photo on it is sufficient to overcome any problem ;)

I have been lucky enough that my basic needs of food , clothing and shelter have been taken care of here. Royally, i must add. Food wise, bay area has plenty of desi outlets to choose from. The food is good, no complains on that front :p

I was very curious to know the neighbouring places and things i could do on weekends. There are lots of places one can go around. From crowded tourist places like SanFrancisco, to hiking on MissionPeak, to driving to Las Vegas or Half Moon Bay, to the local malls, there is no dearth of things that you can explore here. Not that pune doesn't give such options, but being new to this place is adding to the curiosity level :p.

The food here is served in large proportions. And by large, i mean large !!. I always thought that i eat a lot, but am no competition here !!. Infact, it has so happened that i have thought of packing up remaining food during lunch time which was sufficient to be my dinner. And mind it, i had not ordered extra , its the normal basic quota they provided :p. May be, i have been to such hotels that serve large .Should try out more different restaurants.

This place ,where is happen to stay,is very scenic. Though, its a bit cold here with many parts of US receiving heavy snowfall, still the weather adds up to the beauty of this place. Clouds floating around the mountains make up a very pleasant view. Trees with half of their leaves dried up, don't come across as a scary landscape, but actually look awesome. But then, as they say, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder !! ..

Hmmm .. nothing more to comment now. Life is complete fun here, when your trip is being sponsored by your company :-D .

(Few photos here.)


Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The light bulb problem..

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb ??
































None , ... its a hardware problem !!

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Change in time ..

When i was a kid, an elderly person had asked me few questions. Namely :

Q: If a japanese guy opens a school in maharashtram what wuld he name it ?

A : Ya shikha

(For those not understanding marathi,it means "come and learn" ).


Q: If a chinese guy opens a tea shop in maharashtra, what wuld he name it ?

A : Phun kun pi

( Again,in marathi, it means "blow air before you drink" the hot tea)


Right , so those PJs felt a great deal at that time and i enjoyed telling it to everyone i could get hold of. Even my alien friends !!! .

Today i met a person, who had named her baby girl "Yashika" !! .. My first reaction was laughter .. How times change ? . People first named there kids with meaningful names. These days kids names need to be unique, meaning has got less or no importance at all. May be there will be time when absurd things like chemical formulaes would be used to name kids.

Hmmm ... what should i name my kids ?? Just Incase ? Dan Druff? he he ..

Friday, October 02, 2009

I wish .

My life looks in complete turmoil these days. Nothing is going right :( since the past few days. It is making me think all over again as to what have i done till date . The more i think, the more it makes me realize that am doing things the wrong way. Sounds depressing ?? .. yeah !! .

But then,the people who know me would agree that this is just another mood swing and the phase would be over pretty quickly before i jump to some another useless thought to ponder over for days !! . Right, so in the mean time i have thought of job alternatives that i wish i was in now and believe that i could pull off, with the kind of qualification i posses to support my daily bread and butter.

- Not exactly an astrologist, but somehow i would predict people's future :-D.

My first prediction - The ongoing champions trophy will be won by Australia !!.
Also it will be a Australia vs Pakistan finals ;)


- I will become a farmer . ( Too much of farmville on facebook has influenced this decision)


- I will open a books library in my area.
Typical business minded observation that there is no books library in 8 km area of where i stay. So what if i live at the end of my city, surrounded by hills and animal grazing all around. Infact owing to my prime location of livinig , I might apply for living life as a nomad and get the certificate too. Life is bliss !!!


Ok, the mood swing is getting worse. Now am depressed again :(. Why am not doing these things !! . .Why god why ?? .. Ahh ... please grant me my wishes ... But then, if wishes were granted as shats , i would be one happy bloke ..

Thursday, July 16, 2009

A thought ...

While having lunch the other day, the topic of social service cropped up and suddenly a friend popped up a thought that:

"An organization,that even in these recession times, goes to different countries , sets up their base there and recruits local people is doing a nevertheless pretty good job which is no less than a social service."

We all agreed unanimously , with few errant noises here and there made by the over enthusiastic people, that indeed these organizations are doing a noble cause from one point of view.

However the organization in question turned out to be: Al Qaeda

After the usual "Tch Tch" responses we did find out few points in this regard where we started discussing its pros and cons:

1. It not only recruits people with exceptional talent in their fields but even those people who aren't educated and don't find any job. Thereby creating employment.

2. As mentioned it gives job even to local people where it plans to set up its "industry" and expand its business.

3. There are frequent on-site "visits" in place. You might get to go to a new place if you return with "success" from the first visit ;).


4. People recruited are ready to give up their life for the cause. It takes a great deal to perform some work when u are sure that death is eminent and there is no looking back once you get in. The employees are motivated to such an extent that they are ready to lay down their life. Contrast this with a software company, a PM can't even make his sub-ordinates to work till late night consistently. All top management people should be sent to Al-Qaeda to take practice and learn how to motivate people.


Even though we were all joking around with this topic, these points are so true. Only wish that Al-Qaeda had a brain cleaning session and used its resources for a more better outcome.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Exporting shell environments via scripts

More of a technical one this is.

Recently, while creating a release package, i was facing a problem which, after some tries, I finally figured out the solution for. So here it is.


The need was to setup an environment by running a script, after which application can be run seamlessly. One of the entries in the script looked like =>

export LD_LIBRARY_PATH= $(pwd)/../lib:$LD_LIBRARY_PATH


The step was needed as the the package did install libraries in a separate path than the default one.

However even after i executed the script as " ./load.sh" , running applications still gave me error:

":error while loading shared libraries: : cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory".

I was able to set the path inside the script and running the application from within the script worked, but from the terminal (parent process) which executed the script (child process) i was not able to set the env. paths.

The reason for the failure was that the settings done by the child process are not visible in the parent process.

Solution-> Execute script as part of parent process instead of forking, as:

. ./load.sh OR source ./load.sh


Happy shell scripting :)

Curious case of Mr. Singh

It was the evening when celebrations were in full swing to mark the end of a long , tiring journey of being the judge of supreme court and starting of a fresh, comparatively sedate one for Mr. Arun Sanyal. 28 years at the helm had not only made his hairline recede but also thought him a thing or two about life and human nature. Sipping wine at the pool side Mr. Arun was engrossed in talks about "what next"? with his close friends , just when a petite young girl in the group popped up a question.

"In all this years, you must have been through cases which were not as straight forward as they seemed. Do you remember any such case ? "

What followed next as the reply not only baffled all people there, but it also left people astounded with the complications of a bizarre death.

Mr Arun started recalling each and every detail of the case.

On April 14, 1984 the medical examiner viewed the body of Shekhar Singh and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head.

Mr. Singh had jumped from the top of a thirteen story building with the intention of committing suicide. He had also left behind a note to the effect indicating his utter sadness and having no resolution of living.However, as he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly.

Further on.... neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed by the building constructors just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers carrying out repair works. Hence, had he not been shot, Mr. Singh would not have died as per his plans, would have be injured at the maximum, but not died.


"Technically," Mr Sanyal continued, "A person, who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the way in which it is achieved might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide." That Mr. Singh was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide in his hands and not a suicide case.

Further investigations revealed that in the room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast originated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun.

On that particular day, the man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the bullets went through the window, striking Mr. Singh who happened to jump at the same instance. When someone intends to kill person "A" but kills person "B" in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of person "B".

When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant and both said that they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit of his to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her.

Therefore the killing of Mr. Singh appeared to be an accident; that is, if the gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident.

It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the habit of his father to threaten his mother with the use of shotgun,loaded the gun. It was an ideal plan on the son's part wherein he can get revenge from his mother and also be not caught. In the course of the case, it transpires that since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger.

The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Shekhar Singh.

Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Shekhar Singh. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the thirteen-story building on April 14th, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself, so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide ......



How interesting it could get ? :).



Update: As pointed out by my friend, this is an indianized version of a story. Link to the original one shortly. Or look at comment sections if i get lazy to point it out here

Friday, June 12, 2009

joke time

PJ of the day:

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Maine usko 5-5 ka chutta diya :)



Tch Tch !!!

Thursday, June 04, 2009

#1 -> #28


In a bid to blog more regularly i have always tried to think out of the box and try things to increase my regularity ..but nothing has helped me to press that publish post button more often. So herez one trick i was suggested and would like to implement it. Every title should go with the blog number. Increase in the number might help to encourage me to write on more stuffs regularly and over time i can stop including that # numbers. Right so here we go. But wait... i can't blog just statments like this. So here one joke:

Two bats are going for their midnight feed.

After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.

The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"

The second bat replies, "Follow me. I'll show you."

After awhile the second bat leads him to a tree with blood spots on it. e says, "You see that tree branch over there?"

The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"

Other bat says, "I didn't."

And the next question is ...

By now, we all know abt the marriage proposal of Rakhi Sawant. The glamorous doll has found this innovative and rather bizarre way of publicly searching for wannabe-brides who would get the umpteen punishment of marrying her. Well ..i saw an advertisement where she is asking us to send across questions to her which she would ask to the chosen candidates to find her numero uno lover, someone who loves her and not her money / fame / looks /blah /blah /blah . (U know what those blahs are ;) ).


Right, so being this good (looking),helpful, kind hearted, family valued (?),well cultured citizen of india ( NO !! .. am not one of the candidates of the show .. just using the opportunity to blow my own trumpets :p ) i decided i should help rakhi and came up with few questions from here and there which Rakhi should ask on her shows. So lets start the show !! ( AB in KBC style ..)


1. Can you dance ?
This is pre-requiste. Atleasst he should match the steps with rakhi on the dance floor. Else it would be so boring. Also then Rakhi can make her hubby dearest dance to her tunes ( Ungliyon pe nacchana types ;) ).


2. Can i hit you?
We all know what Rakhi did to Abhishek . Those 1 and half kg muscles do make a sound when hit hard .Hence the guy should be ready for such "physical" closeness :p ... preferably have a health insurance ..

3. Can u cook for me if i come home late?
Late night parties and the hang overs of it would not allow Rakhi to cook food u see. Also ghar ka khana is the best khana. Doesn't matter who makes them, but has to be home cooked, hence the better half has to pitch in ..


4. Can u take controversiries with pinch of salt ?
Rakhi and controverseries are synonyms. He should be ready to accept every such news and not make a big cry out of it. Atleast he should support Rakhi all long (no matter whether shez right or wrong)


5. Are u ready to go under the knife ?
Rakhi is supposedly fond of plastic surgeries. Might ask her would be to alter some parts she is disinterested in..

And last but not the least:

6. Will you allow me to wear skimpy dresses after marriage ?
Marriage with a guy might break someone's heart but not "performing" would be so bad ..


Jokes apart .. i seriously think that at some level this is surprisingly very interesting... also another thought says that this is just a attention - seeking gimmick performed to increase the TRP ratings.. No matter what, but with Rakhi hosting the show, one would definately be looking forward to see who does most of the talking this time. The host or the guests?

Your guess is as good as mine .. :-P



Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Tax woes

I recently calculated the total amount of tax am supposed to pay this time around and was astonished at the whopping figure !! .. Don;t understand how i have to pay so much tax when am getting paid peanuts . I have had my share of visits to the Tax department last time around and am not really interested in going back there. Also my accountant scrached every hair of his head and used all his mathematical experience gained over the decade before coming to the conclusion that this is the least amount i will have to pay. Hmm ... no wonder am so poor :p Nevertheless i remembered this joke about the Income Tax Department .so here it goes :


The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man
around that they had a standing Rs 10,000 bet. The bartender would
squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the
lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice
out would win the money.

Many people had tried over time but nobody could do it. One day,
a scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses.

"I'd like to try the bet," he said in a tiny, squeaky voice.

After the laughter had died down, the bartender grabbed a lemon,
and squeezed away. He handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to
the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as
the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into
the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the Rs 10,000 and asked
the little man what he did for a living. Was he a lumberjack,
or a weightlifter, or what?

"I work for the Income Tax department."


Just wished that i come into some special category where upon i get to decide how much amount of money i need to pay as tax to the government . I promise i will honestly pay some amount. Is any "law rules maker" listening ;)