Matrimony Personified

Over a period of time ,i have come across a number of mails which showcase (rather esoterically ) the profound emotion (desperation) of people to put across their "down-to-earth" and "i-don't-expect-much" attitude while applying for a profile description for matrimony.However their supreme command over the language not just conveys the "correct" message but also tickles even the hardest punter !!. I really felt like picking up few , which stand out ;)

Right then ... here we go ... keep your brain out to have more fun


Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single idon't have female, If anyone want to Marie to me u canvisit to my home. I am not a good education but iworking all field in bangalroe.. if u like me uwelcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet plsvisit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yoursRegards Shekhar

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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated familyfrom orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN,GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

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she should be good looking and should have a service.she Should have one brother and one sister. she shouldbe educated.

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys everymoments of life. I love to make friendship. Becausefriendship is a first step of love. I am looking formy dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because ilove myself a lot. If u think that is u then why tolate come on ........hold my hand forever

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My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar GharKi and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......

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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wearjeans in house but while stepping out of house sheshould give respect to our cast

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whatever she may be but she should feel that she isgoing to be someone bride and she must think of thefuture life if she is too like this she would becalled the woman of the lamp

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search mypatner and i love thepatner ok thik hai the patner hasa graduate ok

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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltdcompany which not paying salary at present

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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister onebrother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice andtailor master my original resdence at kalahandi distenaw iam staing at rayagada dist.




priceless statements !!